Caloric self-destruction

The final tallies of calories eaten at the Red Lobster across from the motel in Bloomington, Indiana.  The meals consisted of:
Soup
Salad
Entree
Dessert
Beer
Biscuits

Adam wins by a slim margin, but this did not include the biscuit I shoved in my face after the final scores were in (biscuits are a shocking 150 calories each).